22/11/07 - A level Girls.. =]]

a little sweeping away of dust.. :)

a lizard caused the electricity in my home to trip. >.<

CRIMINAL RECORDS DEPARTMENT
Date: 09/08/07
Time: 22:33

- City: Singapore
- Occurred after: 16:30:00 07/08/2007
- Occurred before: 17:00:00 07/08/2007
- When reported: 22:41:32 08/08/2007
- Date disposition declared: 09/08/2007
- Incident number: 070000012 [first criminal
report this year. wait- first criminal report ever! *]

- Incident nature: Non-Criminal Death
- Incident address: Somewhere in the West
[uh, actually, it took place in thehomeoffice
where i now type this report.]

- Contact or caller: http://www.stoicallife.blogspot.com/
- Responsible officer: ME.
- Disposition: Closed Case

- Involvements:
Record#001 07/07/07 Mr Adventurous Lizard [Deceased]
Record#002 07/07/07 Ms Mother [Subject]
Record#003 08/07/07 Ms Sister1 [Subject]
Record#004 09/07/07 Ms Sister2 [Subject]
Record#005 08/07/07 Officer ME [Initiated Action]

- CaseType: Accidental Suicide, Second Degree Murder
[that means it was unintentional, non-premeditated.]

- Description:
the body of Mr Lizard was discovered by
Officer ME at 22:41:32 on 08/08/2007 by chance.
it was believed, and has been confirmed
that his death is connected to previously
reported case of the power trip in the homeoffice.

- Sequence of events:
Ms Mother was known to be toasting
a waffle with for tea when the trip occurred.
Officer ME was present and fixed the trip,
then the toaster worked normally again.

Officer ME reported to Ms Sister1 the findings
of what seemed to be a tail peeking out
from under the toaster at 22:41:32 08/08/2007.
Ms Sister1 gave orders to inform Ms Mother
of the discovery the soonest possible which would
be the next day.
Unknown to Officer ME, Ms Sister1 tugged at
the body part and it fell off.
Ms Sister1 is believed to have immediately
disposed the deceased's tail.

Before Officer ME reported to Ms Mother the
findings, Officer ME noticed the body part gone.
Officer ME sought the help of Ms Mother and
Ms Sister2 for advice to solve the case.

Ms Mother and Ms Sister2 provided Officer ME
a torchlight and a pair of chopsticks to extract
the rest of the deceased, Mr Lizard.

60% of his body suffered 3^o burns,
remaining 40% were badly fried as well. **
The deceased's dislodged tail was already
in the chute.

Case possibly suicide.

- Evidence:
the dropping of the deceased was
discovered when the body was extracted
from the incriminating object.
specialists have concluded that the dropping
was only excreted after deceased experienced
electric shock that tripped the power in the homeoffice.
no signs of depression or death note to indicate
intention of killing himself.

- Verdict: Accidental Suicide.

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* haha, i just realised i should've done up
a report like this regarding my poor maligned Skippi. :P

** sorry, no photos. it was already disgusting enough
having to pry it out from the vent of the toaster with
nothing more than a pair of disposable [*whew*] chopsticks!

i chopped my hair... *wails*

nope, no photos for you.
i'll only show my face
after the hair's grown back.
RAWRR!!

heh... :D

sad!!!
the font for that "black patch"
at the top didn't turn out nicely..
uh, the text was supposed to say
"CCK Babes *heart*"
heh.
oh, well.

by the way, sorry it's a bit small,

the larger size just wouldn't fit here!
and whyohwhy
do i look funny (as in weird, not haha)
in photos?
RAWWR!!

i thank God for the sense of smell..and for a forgiving dog..

i just did something so mean!!

i chased the helpless Skippy
around the house,
reprimanding him for
a crime he did not commit!

the pool of liquid
in the middle of the toilet floor
wasn't pee!

no wonder he scooted
away so fast
from the living room
to under the dining chair
to behind mummy
to jie's room
before i dragged him
into the toilet for his testimony..
-oh, i feel so guilty- :(

'twas only after the scolding
and punishment of sitting still
when i was clearing up the mess
did i consider the viscosity (<- a term i learnt in physics)
of the yellow aqueous material (<- that, in chemistry)
and it's -canyoubelievethis- smell (<- observation skill from biology)
before deeming it impossible to be pee.

and the blameworthy fluid
was unquestionably
DETTOL!!

rawwr!!
thank God for the sense of smell
and for an ever-forgiving dog
who nuzzled me when i said sorry.. :)

oh oh oh!

i own a Rubik's Cube!!
happyhappyme~
and i'm on my way to
completing the 3-by-3 white face and beyond!!!

ps. shifu sean, faster teach me! :D

cck anniversary! :)

didn't get to eat much nice food,
dainty hard to find room name (CRYSTAL ballroom),
intricate+retro bling+colour-filled interior,
interestingly stuffed goodie bags
(oh, the bag itself was reallyreally pretty!)
lotsa painful soles stomping.

the above summarises bits of today.

suddenly remembered i was supposed
to do back-up just the day before.
panic! well, abit.
but things went smoothly today. :)

the items put up by each ministry were nice.
- first up was the Children!
Sing, Shout, Dance~
(my Josh and Jolice were simply adorable.)
- then the Filipino Ministry!
a interpretative dance of "Above All".
it amazed me. had my total attention. :)
- next was the Worship Ministry.
the guitars were un-amped
so couldn't hear, but drums were good.
- FINALLY *drumroll*
the Youth/YoungAdults The Joshua Connection!

the dance, as mentioned some lines ago,
hurted my poor soles.
thankfully the retro stage was stomp-magnifying,
allowing the impact of the slapdance
to reach the back of the long hall.
all of us decked in black tops and jeans,
with green/black-streaked cheeks (some chins & foreheads!)
coupled with the slap-smack-clap-stepSTOMPing
must've looked real menacing.
heeh~
RAWWWWR!!

many thanks to a few dear people
who generously and lovingly
dished out the food for my table
when the rest of us were
busying about getting ready.
THANKYOU SEAN
THANKYOU JOYCE
THANKYOU ALICIA
THANKYOU SEAN
i didn't go hungry after all!

pleasant surprise to see Stupendous' friends
once again, nice to have them here.
think i kinda scared jiahe when i greeted her.
and i rawr-ed all over the place
when there was cammo on my face.
*grins*

pity, few photos were taken.
ugh. how i wish i had a camera of my own~

14/07/07 & 21/07/07. 29/07/07

two happyhappy days for me!


14/07/07
first, the war games!!
it was loads of fun playing
- gross dog and bone
- interesting captain's ballpapaya/watermelon/rawchicken
- stinky forfeit "hai dai"
- icky pass the cream
all training for THE war.

my team completed our mission successfully!
heh. planting three flags at an enemy's base
wasn't too hard after all.
only injury was a shot that
landed on my neck. ouch.
but other than that, i had enjoyed myself.
the company, the games, the laughs.
a pity those i invited couldn't make it. :(


21/07/07
next, the potluck!
uh, icebreakers
- whacko (a hard-to-remember name
was a whack-less advantage! *whew*)
- murderer (aww, man.. i died before

i could wipe out half the village. *bleah*)
then praise and worship which was
my very first time in a band context!
uh, can't say it was up-to-standard
but it's not up to me to decide! =])

after that, message shared by Ps May
about who He is was good,
although there wasn't much time.

food!! heeh~
ate LOTS, thanks to those who contributed. :)
sushi, carrotcake, rice, chickencurry, satay,
fishballs, friedwanton, brownies, koniyakujelly.
did i miss anything out?

then it was Girls v Boys TABOO!!
not all played 'cos some left early.
anyway, fun! haven't played that in quite a while.
good to have my sisters on my team who
could follow my trail of thoughts. =]

manythanks to the committee:
'rah, sal', penny', 'licia, dan' :)


29/07/07
CCK's 21^st Anniversary!
Great is Thy Faithfulness.
1030am
BukitBatok CivilServantsClub
expect to see me slap-step-clapping myself silly on stage!
oh, the horror. >.<


--
i apologise for the
so-unlike-me messy blogging manner.
i'm in a hurry to get back to my, uh, books!
bye~ =]

it's never too late to make goals.

1. to take my A levels
knowing i've done my best,
and done well.
by: november '07

2. to have my eyebags gone!
it just means more sleep.
by: december '07

3. to have a healthy lifestyle again!
it just means good time management,
eating PROPER meals
(no snacks, please),
and EXERCISE.
(what did i say about disliking flabbiness?)
by: december '07

4. to own a cubey thing and master it.

by: february '08

5. to pick up the bass guitar.

(owning one isn't on my mind yet. the cost!!!!)

by: march '08

haha. some short & long term goals.
never too late to make some. :)