Saturday, September 02, 2006

*ouch*ugh

the smartest thing to have ever happened to me in the past two
weeks is to have had a bee sting my shoulder while
runningSLOW JOGGING round the track. how intelligent
is that, once again? ugh.

lesson learnt?

NEVER WEAR OLD PE SHIRTS WHEN RUNNING 'cos
the hole for the head's probably larger than when you first got
it. [that's how the bee flew in. >.<]

but if you really can't help it, NEVER ASSUME THAT
ANYTHING THAT SUDDENLY ENTERS YOUR SHIRT IS A
HARMLESS FLY
'cos there's a 0.02%* chance that
it may bite/sting. [i did, and you know why i got stung?]

because i hadn't learnt the last lesson yet; NEVER TRY
SMACKING ANY BUZZING CREATURE THAT FLIES INTO
YOUR SHIRT
.

how intelligent i am.

* There are well over 1 million different known species of
insects in the world, and approximately 20,000 of them are bees.(courtesy of http://www.earthlife.net/insects/six01.html
& http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bees)